Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
No subtext here. People are naked.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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