Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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