ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
The power of my boobs compel you
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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