LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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