Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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