gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
