Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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