well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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