then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
