Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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