My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I need to align my fucking chakras
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