Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I can't put those talents on a resume
I am mentally ready for anal.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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