I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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