My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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