This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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