My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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