talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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