At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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