i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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