Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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