Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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