Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
