she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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