she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
