would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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