He is an equal opportunity slut.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
