i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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