Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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