Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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