Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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