the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
