playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Quick, to the slutcave!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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