fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize
