Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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