So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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