Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Randomize
