I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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