i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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