Are we in a gay sports bar?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
