One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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