I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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