We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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