Nicole vs. Life
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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