Moan for me like Helen Keller
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just found a bag of teeth...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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