Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
The air taste purple.
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