Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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