My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I would ride that face into the sunset
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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