Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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