Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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