That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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