i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Panties = found
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
